Good...You made it. I didn't think you would actually come...

So here's what I was looking for, lurking about all those long months. I was looking for an opportunity. An opportunity to become successful. To have everything I ever wanted. To take over the world. And then, one dark rainy day, as I was cleaning in the cobweb-covered reaches of Tellman's hard drive, I stumbled upon a dusty old folder. And when I opened that folder and saw the long-lost files that lay glistening inside, I knew my search was over...

'Cause while I was secretly searching for opportunity, opportunity was secretly looking for me...and the moment I opened that folder, I knew it had found me.

I knew that I would have to keep it secret, trusting few with the knowledge hidden in those files. The effects of this knowledge falling into the wrong hands could be devastating...What would "they" do if they knew I had found it? But maybe they don't know what they have...so I have to tell you in secret, making certain "they" don't find out...

See, the folder was called "Think like J...

Wait. How can I be sure you're the same person I talked to before?

How do I know you're not a spy, sent here to catch me in the act of giving away priceless information?

If you really are who you say you are, then you'll know the secret sign. Unless you can tell me your first name and email, I can't speak another word...